Here’s that report, in natural, conversational English:
Waking up from a massive one on Thursday morning over in the States…
If anybody thought Lionel Messi would be heading to the 2026 World Cup merely as a cheerleader, they were completely and utterely mistaken. The little magician rolled back time overnight and was instrumental as Inter Miami clawed back from behind and defeated FC Cincinnati 5-3.
In a thrilling, back-and-forth contest that would make the plot of a Hollywood movie look flat, Messi proved once again that he is the undeniable GOAT as he contributed two goals and a crucial assist as his side’s bid for the Supporters’ Shield continues to gain traction.
Late Drama, an “own goal” hat-trick.
In a match where the defense failed throughout for both sides (perfect for the neutrals though), Cincinnati took a 3-2 lead in the 64th minute, but this is what happens when you give Messi too much space.
The Equalizer: In the 55th minute, Messi played through Rodrigo De Paul with a perfect pass before firing in an emphatic first-time finish.
The Goal: In the 84th minute, after Mateo Silvetti had leveled for Miami in the 59th minute, German Berterame scored in the 84th minute.
The Own Goal: In the 89th minute, Messi hit the post, and the ball went into the back of the net, but the dubious goals committee has officially deemed the ball to be an own goal, ruling out the GOAT’s 61st hat-trick.
World Cup Feeder: 30 Days until Kick Off
With less than 30 days until the 2026 World Cup in North America, Messi’s current form will surely fill defenders from across the international community with a great amount of dread. The Argentinean is already on 12 goals for the season, and leading the league with goal contributions.
With fans across the social networks, it was already obvious that “Messi 2026” was trending worldwide and having just been named in Argentina’s 55-man preliminary World Cup squad earlier this week, his performance shows he is ready to defend his title.
Key Stats:
Inter Miami 5-3 FC Cincinnati
Messi: 2 Goals, 1 Assist, 1 “Owned” goal
Away Dominance: Miami has now won 7 straight road games – a new club record.
Fitness: Messi played the entire 90 minutes and has seemingly bounced back from any pre-season injury worries after his pre-season injury concern over his hamstring issue.
